Festival Pack

You paid $480 for the ticket, $200 for an outfit you'll wear once (albeit for 6 days) and $35 worth of glitter you'll be finding in your ears next Thursday. You've memorised three set times. Your friend group has already splintered. You have just exited a portaloo that has not been serviced since the Tuesday before last. You made it. You came back. This is your reward.

Pineapple Jalapeño Agave and Passionfruit Vodka - both the life of the search party. Two tins, because glass dies at the gate. Now go find your friends. They're at a different stage. They are not answering their phone.